Jesus playing goalie for Toronto

Hasui Kawase

Here at the End of Days

Jesus has returned

And this time he plays hockey

For the Toronto Maple Leafs

Mary Magdalene sells make-up

On late night television infomercials

And Judas Iscariot is a conservative 

Supreme Court Justice 

This morning I walked outside

And found that I was inside again 

Walking back in 

I found myself in the front yard 

Looking to…