The one-eyed woman wants to sell me a chicken

Today I am sharing a small section of the park with a friendly squirrel, and also sharing some cheese and crackers. Oh little friend, how long will it be until another squirrel and another old man replace us? Here, have some more cheese and we’ll discuss it. 

James Lee Jobe

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I am the last Napoleonic soldier. It’s almost two hundred years later and I a…